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Hey, Ivan! Confess, are you a member of the Communist party? You'll give us Auntie's recipe pies with vodka?

- I'm Russian.
- Except we don't have to drive. Many Russian do not smoke.

I was involuntarily struck by the ability of the Russian person to apply to the customs of the peoples among whom he happens to live; I don't know, worthy of censure or praise a quality of mind, but it proves the incredible flexibility and the presence of that clear common sense which pardons evil wherever it sees the need or the impossibility of its destruction.

Anti-Russian conspiracy, of course, exist - the only problem is that it involves the entire adult population of Russia.