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- In the morning drink and the whole day free.

- I love you.
- I also.
- Also what?
- Love myself.

Men like some radioactive elements have very short half-life. And then background radiation. And mainly in other laboratories. Although optional. Enough to the technician was a stranger, and young.

- You are on a rice plant can be.
- In terms of?
- Humidity is right.

I miss you. Yearn like the sun misses the flower in winter. My heart freezes in the icy world, which plunged me your absence.

Actually, to see his bride in her wedding dress before the wedding - a bad omen.
- It's bad luck to see your bride in a wedding dress at someone else's wedding.

General is not a job, it's happiness.

The slogan of the perfect soldier - not a drop in the mouth or centimeters in the ass.

Who knows what in the tank ammunition included smoke grenades? What? To throw them? Um... right... And specific combat mission? Well, write to podnasrat the enemy with impunity.... tsya from the battlefield.

- Josephine, you... you reminded me of the Scripture when God stopped the sun over Gibeona to Joshua managed to break Americow.
I don't understand.
- I wanted to ask the Lord to stop the moon to make this night and your beauty remain forever.

The political officer is the head of a company commander, zampoteh feet and hands, zampotyl - belly... then Who is the commander? Right, he is on duty fucked!

Boob and pussy with one hand grab is tested and proven scientifically

In life there is always a feat. Here, for example, your tank was surrounded by Wahhabis and demand that you give them a wrench on the 18. And you stand in a heroic pose, say, "X..!" And blow themselves up along with the tank, the Wahhabis, and thus the wrench.

Head of the faculty were forbidden to smoke in the premises. What? Nobody smokes, and wherever you look - everywhere gobies. Apparently, you have them with you bring from home and especially here throw.