From dictionary (№ 101416)

DATE: the Process of spending huge amounts of money, time and energy trying to get to know a person who you don't particularly like now and will like it even less after you get to know.
ACCESSIBLE: a Term used by men to refer to women with the moral principles of men.
MEETING the EYES: a Technique used by woman to show the man that interested her. However, many women face difficulty in its application, because they have no eyes on his chest.
Friend: a member of the opposite sex, have some shortcomings that make it uninteresting for you from the point of view of sex.
INDIFFERENCE: the Feeling that a woman feels for a certain man and which he interprets as "hard to get myself writhing".
ANNOYING HABITS: Those qualities, which attract two people to each other and become unbearable after two months of living together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: the Male term for a woman that wants to do it more often than he can.
SOBER: a Condition in which there is almost impossible to fall in love.
The LAW of RELATIVITY: the more agreeable a person is, the more disgusting a date with him!