Ken Kesey. Over the cuckoo's nest (№ 102631)

She walked along shaking her head and saying, "Why, this is an outrage... an outrage..." at every bowl. McMurphy sidled right along beside her, winking down his nose and saying in answer, "No; that's a toilet bowl... a toilet bowl."
I walked around the bathroom, shaking his head and saying, "No, it's an outrage... an outrage..." at every sink. McMurphy walked beside her, blinked without looking up, and saying in response: "No, it's a urinal... the urinal..."