Ryan Gosling. (№ 121551)

Somehow Britney and Christina asked me about sex, and I told them what I had heard a lot about the poses and other things. Then all the mother ran to Disney and complaining that I'm corrupting their children. So yeah, Brittany told me. And now I kind of feel a little responsible for how sexual she had become. Every time I see her with a serpent on the neck, I think "is this really my job?"