Sergei Minayev. Duhless. The story of a fake man (№ 144648)

Just you mind you, it's in Moscow, people choose between "Marik" and... what did you call it then?
- "Mario."
Yeah, that's it. Choose between the tavern and the tavern abruptly or choose between Maschke once or Petka twice, and in the province all the harder. Someone chooses between the "Baltic" six and "Baltika" number nine, but someone between milk and bread.