True blood (True Blood) (№ 157131)

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been a vampire for nearly three thousand years, and now the American vampire League wants you to know that we are the same as you. And probably to a negligible extent, it is. We are selfish, we care only about our needs, regardless of what it's worth, just like you. Global warming, endless war, toxic waste, children's corpses, genocide. It's a minor cost in the pursuit of your sports cars, huge TVs, blood diamonds, your designer jeans, your absurd, tasteless villas. Empty stability calm your quivering, spineless souls. But no, in the end, we're nothing like you. We are immortal because we drink the true blood, life-giving, nourishing the blood people. And that is the truth the AVL wishes to conceal from you, because I'll be honest, today human blood is expensive, so they pretended to be pious, to get their correction on the rights of the vampires, but, to be sure, all vampires are exactly the same as I do. Why would we seek equal rights? You are no match for us. We will suck all your blood after you drink to the bottom of your children. And now for the weather. Tiffany?