Stephen King. The Rebellious Cain (№ 178)

The Lord was angry with Cain because he thought that God is a vegetarian. His brother was more knowledgeable. God slyapat the world in the image and likeness, and if you don't devour the world, the world eats you. And then Cain asked his brother: "Why didn't you tell me?" And the brother replied: "Why don't you listen?" Cain said, "okay, now I've heard". He killed his brother and said, "Hey, God! Do you want meat? You roasts, or ribs, or steak from Abel, or what?" And God smeared him heel fat and kicked out of Eden. So...