Eliezer Yudkowsky. Harry Potter and the methods of rationality (№ 186139)

It seems that the universe really desperately need people to say "Wingardium leviosa", and strictly in a certain way, and doesn't care about someone's thoughts on the subject, which in General may play a role of pronunciation in overcoming gravity.
WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?!