Alan Alexander Milne. Winnie-the-Pooh and all-all-all (№ 22099)

- Be well, - said Pooh, holding up his paw. - So what are we supposed to do with this... how you say? You sneezed just as you were about to say.
- I did not sneeze.
- No, Owl, you sneezed.
- I'm really sorry, Pooh, but I did not sneeze. It is impossible to sneeze and not know that you sneezed.
- Well, you can't know that someone sneezed when nobody sneezed.