Stand Up (№ 265545)

... Have you noticed that somewhere happened to all subcultures? Where emo where the Goths, where the punks who vomit more often than they blink? Where are the skinheads? Where are they? They're all gone. It is clear that emo is ready and the purpose of creation was to disappear. Punks, apparently died of the plague. Found it somewhere on the Old Arbat. But where were the skinheads? These bald dudes with big boots? <...> I think to replace all those city cultures came people with scooters. When I see a guy with a scooter, I want to approach him and ask: "Boy, where are your parents? Don't you know the rule that if at some moment of life you comes six, not necessarily to ride a scooter!"