Stand Up (№ 267000)

To make repairs with a woman is something questionable activity that most need to avoid. Because women care about those things, which men do not care. <...> And the worst thing you can do during the renovation to a woman to choose the color of the walls, because you ladies can't accept the fact that we, men, do not see shades. Sorry, we have 8 bits. Everything we see - every hunter wants to know where sits the pheasant. More black and white. Nine colors, ladies! That's all we see, sorry! Lemon is yellow. Peach - is the juice. And night Laguna the hell knows what this color! "Night Laguna" - the so-called cassette from my father, which he hid from his mother. That's all I know.