Danelia. Stowaway (№ 269263)

Polar twenty-five years he worked as a cook on various stations and during that time never had a vacation on the mainland - earned money. And now was going to buy a house in Crimea, a car, to get married.
And going on a plot of radishes to plant. And roses.
- But if the brick on the head?... asked the sailor. - Turns out that you do not live, just worked hard!
Well, going to fall will fall. So the fate - smiled chef. - Here's where you're wrong is that I have not lived. And I lived. And I have it all is a cute and cozy house, and roses.
- Where have you been?
Here, the chef knocked himself on the forehead. - In the head.
'Well,' snorted the sailor - father bullshit is, and I hung ears!
To each his own, kid, said cook. - If your skull open, what will we find? The female sexual organ and the bottle.