Choice (№ 273075)

Died man. He was a believer and therefore, as usual in such cases, he stood before God. With him on the court was his guardian angel and Satan, who were around his whole earthly life.
And asked God for one indecent act that was committed by the person in life.
Scared believer and began to make excuses, pointing to Satan:
- He taught me! He made me do it!
Satan grinned:
Well, here it is again! Lord, I am afraid of you, how could I teach? How could I get it? I told him just said that could be done in the case, but he did it all himself.