Dragon Age: Origins (№ 277463)

- I conceived a cunning plan to get around them all and a secret to tell all the bad things that you have expressed. Then they rebel, and I become the leader of the group! Ha-ha-ha-ha!!
- If you want to command a squad, just tell me.
What? To command? I? No, no command. When I become a commander, things go awry: we lose the road, people are dying, and in the end I find myself somewhere on the rocks and no pants.