Stand Up (№ 277703)

Guys, if you know what that means - it's a day that happens every month one day when her egg is so active that the probability of getting pregnant 99%. <...> Every other day her egg is such a decent girl who says: "I don't know... Wait, let's go meet my parents... Three dates". The day of ovulation its egg is the hardened woman in the club. It's all in leopard print, from her boots, she smokes and she's like, "Well, boys, which one of you is the brightest?"