Polygamy and polyandry (№ 284222)

The girl came to Confucius with the question - what distinguishes polygamy from megamouth. He little thought, said:
- Imagine a tea pot and several cups. Is it good, if from him to pour them some tea?
- Yes, Master, it is good.
- Now imagine one Cup and a few dummies... Well you will, if you use them in?
- Oh, Teacher! It will be even better!
With the enlightened face of Confucius flew beatific smile, he frowned, spat to the side and said:
- Pervert... This parable spoiled!