Rent a cat (Rentaneko) (№ 285727)

When I was in high school, I've been through the accumulation of strange cats on the way home. They were going opposite the huge gates of the house of a rich man. Some one-eyed, the other on three legs, others very shabby... All these cats were gathered there. They all just sat there and looked very expressive. What they said to each other in cat language?