Yuz Aleshkovsky. Kangaroo (№ 305380)

But a woman's toilet, you know, our much more complicated, and the items in it a lot more. And pants, say, with inflation darned can, and sometimes does not even wear. But you tell me how to be poor and the nice lady with the stockings? What to do with shoes? It after the first aging printed cloth in the shower for five years, and after the second - just twenty...