Victor Pelevin. iPhuck 10 (№ 307785)

Shirtless muscular man in camouflage pants raced over the mountains on a fierce white bear. The rider's face expressed grim determination. On the slopes grew huge flowers the size of trees, and flying bees and dragonflies, the sky is sheared swallows nature was abundant.
From the gorge, the rest of the bear behind his back, looked unhealthy pale, contorted with anger and full of Vice face. All my available patterns indicated at such emotional patterns.
At first I did not understand why they are so dissatisfied - and then I noticed hanging on the rump of a bear bag, which despairing of life colorful stars and lightning. Drawn from the mouth of the bag thin arrows showed that the exaggerated richness of colors on the hillsides escaped from there.
Above the mural was a large sign:
FEAT No. 12
PUTIN STEALS THE RAINBOW AT ***ACE