Eugene Schwartz. Shadow (№ 319634)

He's really a disturbed person. He wants to please everybody in the world. He is a slave of fashion. For example, when the fashion was to tan, tan to it that was black as ebony. And then the sun suddenly went out of fashion. And he decided on surgery. The skin under the briefs - it was the only white place on his body - the doctors transplanted his face.
- I hope it didn't hurt him?
- No. He just became extremely shameful, and a slap in the face now, he calls just - slap.