She thinks I'm real! (№ 321874)

The family came to the restaurant to have lunch. The waitress took the order from the adults and then turned to their seven year old son.
- What are you going to order?
Boy timidly looked at adults and said:
I wish I was a hot dog.
No sooner had the waitress write the order, as it interfered with the mother:
- No hot dogs! Get him a steak with mashed potatoes and carrots.
The waitress ignored her words.
- You will be a hot dog with mustard or ketchup? she asked the boy.
- With ketchup.
- I'll be there in a minute, ' said the waitress and went to the kitchen.
At the table he began to reign deafening silence. Finally, the boy looked up at the audience and said:
- You know what? She thinks I'm real!