What men talk about (№ 33006)

- Listen, why is it you can only change the wife or husband? Why not change, for example, children?
Is there?
- Well, imagine you were seen leaving a McDonald's with someone else's child, huh?
Or have you found a child in the pocket of the designer of "LEGO". And you tell him "LEGO" did not buy...
- Or buy an unfamiliar child in the street.. ice cream. Nothing serious, spiritual impulse. But your kids noticed.
- Yes, and your child asks you this: "So, daddy! You know him, huh?"
- And you're like, "Oh, just buy ice cream, honestly..."
"Yes? And that this time you he just bought ice cream, huh?"
- "What's wrong with that? Fuck you, boy! Well I'm telling you, I... I've never seen him, look at him! Fuck you, boy!!!"
- "Even better! The first time sees the man, and immediately his ice cream! I, by the way, ice cream for years don't see!"
Yes... And all; and in the morning - the closets are empty, no toys, and a note: "goodbye. Kindergarten mom will pick us! Buu..."