8 simple rules ... for Dating my teenage daughter (№ 378951)

- Hi, I'm Paul Hennessy, the father of Bridget.
Hi, I'm Kyle.
- Kyle. Well. You're so long and loud was buzzing, I felt like you brought something worthwhile. Why do I not see that?
- Excuse me, Mr. Hinners.
I forgive you. Remember - they call me Sensei Paul, because I have a black belt. So what, if anything, no offense.