Eliezer Yudkowsky. Harry Potter and the methods of rationality (№ 415271)

McGonagall, with her fingers whitened with tension, held on to the podium, guessing that the chaos spread everywhere by Harry had penetrated the Distributing Hat and now she would announce that for the needs of Harry Potter it was necessary to create a new Faculty of Evil Rock - or something like that - and, worst of all, Dumbledore would force her to organize it...