Victor Pelevin. The helmet of horror: Kreatiff on Theseus and the Minotaur (№ 448)

[Nutscracker] And returned. I suspect that your Savior concurrently also the Creator?
[UGLI 666] Right.
[Nutscracker] Know who he reminds me of? Evil koldunishka, who wanted to torture a kitten. He climbs into the dark basement, kitten sculpts from clay, animates, and then - Bang! - the head of the corner. And so every weekend, in a hundred pieces. And from the basement came the meow, koldunishka taught kittens stoically thinking - the seven dust and return to dust. And forced himself to pray those few seconds that they appear.