A resourceful student (№ 65536)

In the cupboard was found, the student and the teacher, the student comes to the Desk of the teacher:
- Do you mind?
The teacher:
- Gus pig is not a friend!
Student:
- Well, then I flew.
The teacher thinks:
- Quipped, well, I will have my revenge...
The same student takes his exam. Answers all questions well, the teacher in the end says:
- You have answered right, but I'm gonna ask you a tricky question. If you had to choose um or 2 000 000 dollars, which would you choose?
Student:
- Money.
The teacher:
- And, I would mind.
Student:
- Well, well, whom does not suffice, he then chooses.
The teacher thinks:
- Again, burn!
Takes the record book and says there is "Goat", the student takes her out of the audience, and looks back with the words:
- Dear, you're married, I put forgotten...