Victor Pelevin. The helmet of horror: Kreatiff on Theseus and the Minotaur (№ 6702)

Lord, anecdote. Imagine waking up with a hangover and Plums. About last night can't remember anything. Next to puddle of blood. Around the maze. And the Minotaur is nowhere to be found. Drain raises his eyes to the ceiling and whispers, "Killed... Killed and ate..."