Very Russian detective (№ 7737)

- Slouchy, soldier! Soldiers, and when you was in the war, you face smeared with Shoe Polish, all sorts of dirt?
- No.
- When a shell hits, sew up the meat thread... take all of this?
- No.
And you did a necklace from the ears of the enemy?
- LEAVE me alone! NO!
- Yes, what you're a soldier, you're a sailor!