Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. Roadside picnic (№ 783)

And now no one knows what it's like ulcer whether, the Treasury, the hellish temptation, Pandora's box, the devil, the devil... Enjoy gradually. Twenty years of puffing, billions spent, but organized robbery to establish and could not. Everyone makes their own small business, and the academic heads solemnly broadcast: on the one hand it must be admitted, and on the other hand we can not agree, because the object is so-and-so, being irradiated with x-rays at an angle of eighteen degrees, quatitative emits electrons at an angle of twenty two degrees...