Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov. The twelve chairs (№ 94270)

The mattress breaks human life. In its upholstery and springs lies some force, attractive and still not investigated. On the call of the ringing of its springs attracts people and things. Comes winagent and girls. They want to be friends with matratzenlager. Winagent does this in order to fiscal, pursuing public benefits, and women - unselfishly, obeying the laws of nature. Begins flowering of youth. Winagent, collecting tax, as the bee collects the spring nectar, with a joyful buzzing flies to his district hive. And adlanovich girls replaces wife and Primus "Yuvel' No. 1".