Book: How to kill your husband and other useful tips on housekeeping

Trust your spouse. Respect him. Idealize... but try to put as much in your name as possible.

- You ponder over how to kill him?
- Let's say it differently. I would not advise him to sit down on long series.

Lord, give me patience to accept what you cannot change change what you cannot answer, and find a good hiding place for a corpse, that lascivious goat, my husband.

Women spend much more time thinking about what men think than men spend on the thought process.