Book: Midnight castle

What a good friend, sighing over the medieval novels and fantasy books, in most of these books found? The wizards are selfish bastards, princes and all, there, killer any. A study of etiquette, as it turned out, can be easily used as torture.

Every damn girl nice when her beauty is appreciated!

Dignity, Mademoiselle Elena, it's not blood, it's in the shower.

If I smile at you, it doesn't mean that I'm happy to see you. Maybe I just imagined you just smeared on the asphalt "KAMAZ".

And good day to you, - I wearily responded. - Why so surprised? Who do you then been waiting?
- Your body... - confusedly said Keeper and hesitated, coughed.
Barely keeping a nervous chuckle, I shrugged and said:
- Well, here are my body and arrived. However, on my own two feet, but I hope you are very upset?