Category: ironic quotes
- Do you want me to be my grandmother's
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MegaMozg 03-06-2023 / 14:51
- Particularly gluttonous, whose way to the heart lies through the stomach, you can buy for a bowl of soup.
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MegaMozg 03-06-2023 / 06:06
And did I give ... a promise to love?
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MegaMozg 02-06-2023 / 19:18
- And here I am ... bearing a fair punishment for the most terrible mistake in the world.
Quote Explanation: 3rd series.
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MegaMozg 24-05-2023 / 11:42
- The one whom the tram ran over has no future.
Quote Explanation: 1st series.
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MegaMozg 21-05-2023 / 22:24
- I have a theory... If you want to get along with a woman, she must be beautiful just enough to turn you on and no one else. She was much prettier.
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MegaMozg 21-05-2023 / 19:51
- And you do not hammer your head with conventions.
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MegaMozg 21-05-2023 / 13:45
My young, but already such a great friend...
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MegaMozg 19-05-2023 / 21:45
- I bought it, found it, barely left ... I wanted to give it back, but they couldn't catch it!
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MegaMozg 19-05-2023 / 21:42
"Welcome to adulthood," Denebury chuckled. - In which not all our plans are destined to come true!
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MegaMozg 13-05-2023 / 13:03
As you can see... Conscience is this road without people.
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MegaMozg 09-05-2023 / 23:03
- (speaking inside himself) This applies to you too ...
Quote Explanation: Nicholas talking to Wesh about Millie
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Viker 04-05-2023 / 10:50
- A. So I heard it.
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Viker 04-05-2023 / 10:47
Spit in the left eye of someone who is trying to embrace the immensity.
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Viker 04-05-2023 / 10:44
And she died while boarding the ship.
Quote Explanation: Catherine II after the Polish betrayal. together with Prussia and Austria divided Poland. And in order to show that the Poles with their nobility and the Commonwealth and Lithuania are not worth anything, she made a toilet bowl, a “vessel” from the throne of Polish kings. We are about This humiliation of the Poles has already been forgotten, but they still remember.
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Viker 04-05-2023 / 10:37