Category: ironic quotes

In Moscow I worked as a history teacher for three months. A private boarding house, where the owner, a cunning, aging woman, cheated me out of money, purely because she was greedy. As a bonus, after the so-called. “settlement”, where instead of 25,000 they paid me 2,500, I slept with Her niece, the young headmistress Olga.

- I can see it in your eyes! You love me, am I right? And on this basis (rather dubious), you would really like to fuck me! [Addresses the shocked cafe patrons at the next table] Aunties, well, you know life a little, am I wrong?!

- The Tsar is looking for fools, but Emelya is not like that!

The absence of laws does not exempt from responsibility.

As you make your bed, you will sleep.

- No, I'm talking about my future.

Again the intelligentsia will gather. Källe dolu, cib empty.

And dampness drips like tears from the ceiling.

The soldier must have such an appearance that the enemy will think about the second date on his monument.

Of course, I will never be the same again. Hope died in me and remained on the other side of existence. There are fragments of that sharp pain in me. I can live without you. Now yes. After all, living is not such a feat. But do I still love you? This was the question I had to answer.

It happens that detective authors, following the example of their characters, do not leave any traces in literature.

Here, look! Leader's Quote Book, page 59, third paragraph from top: Not

In the movies, the powerful villains who control the city play golf with the judges. Rogers played tennis with them. That's where the differences ended.

A corpse is the kind of thing that you can’t throw in the trash or into the nearest bushes. You need to get rid of it in a more complex way.