the irony [Theme]

The irony of fate: we are looking for ourselves in the world, not understanding what we want from the world, and we waste time looking for answers to questions that we have not yet asked.

So you, imperceptibly, have become the very man who organizes everyone, lines everyone up and explains to everyone how to do it correctly, even if a gentle woman’s name is written on the badge.

- Well, I need a KiloGram for food, please weigh it.!

- Should your photo be stretched vertically or narrowed horizontally?!

Social media has turned bookworms into tapeworms.

Two Louboutins - a pair.

Some people search so hard for deep meaning in simple things that even going to the store to buy bread turns into an existential crisis.

Maturity is when the phrase “stay up all night” evokes not the anticipation of a romantic adventure, but a migraine attack and the desire to call a therapist.

My favorite sport is pickup.

Never repeat the phrase that have already laughed at once.

Numerous female trainings on the topic: “How to properly serve a bearded princess” is a fiasco of our time.

There are such days that even without astrology it is clear that some Aries was bitten by retrograde Mercury and stood up with cancer, and then the full-asser on all fronts just happened.

You are like a blanket in the summer. It is needed only at night

I have an avoiding type of trip to work.