humor [Theme]

- Yes, God be with you, what are you doing! What silver piece? The cards have been around for a long time. "Peace" and all that.

God bless you, Ministry of Health and Pension Fund.

They say: “Children are the flowers of life.” I disagree because the children have not yet formed. The flower of life is me. Children are shoots of life, sprouts of life. You still don’t know what will grow: either hogweed, or a flower, or it will grow and you’ll want to use a stick. Unknown.

And then I think where the mistake is.

- I’ve been married for 20 years, a pioneer. I'm not sure of anything.

They willingly accept noodles.

“It’s really not funny,” Ranevskaya sighed. - The fact is that I left all our train tickets on the lid of the piano.

Once, on March 8, old Ranevskaya was presented with a set of expensive and, in Soviet times, scarce imported underwear. Having carefully examined the gift, Faina Georgievna said: Here

- Are you bragging, my dear, or are you complaining? - Ranevskaya asked in bewilderment.

- Did you meet somewhere at a hate festival?

- So this is my crowning number - the disappearance of the waist.

- And you know how to convince.

- Not all. But only what is needed. A very convenient injury.

- The first witch who likes to fry.