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Failure is a cunning and crafty joker with a somewhat peculiar sense of humor. She is delighted when she manages to push a person off the path one step away from real success.
Hey Mr. Optimist, say something funny, we just crashed.
Quote Explanation: Francis Luis during the "fateful flight" campaign
Humor is a test of intelligence, both writing and reading.
Quote Explanation: If a person is deaf to attempts to make him laugh, let him buy a hearing aid to find out the truth about himself.
Kevin looked at him as weak-witted. This look was already painfully familiar to Neil and still angered him even after four months of training together.
All shut up! It should be so quiet here to hear the mouse pissing on a cotton ball!
A lack of a sense of humor is a sure sign of low intelligence, a misperception of the world around us and an inability to understand people's actions.
Sardonic humor is my way of communicating with the world.
- I couldn't resist, I did a couple of calculations and I think I know what's going on, Lucifer.
- You know?
- Yes quit! Mysterious giant feather, secret investigation. Lucifer, you haven't figured out yet that I can be trusted? Tell me the truth. Did you hit an ostrich in a car?
- You know?
- Yes quit! Mysterious giant feather, secret investigation. Lucifer, you haven't figured out yet that I can be trusted? Tell me the truth. Did you hit an ostrich in a car?
Quote Explanation: Asking Miss Lopez to help find out about the substance from the angelic pen, without telling the truth what it is.
- Where's Dan?
- Oh, I'm afraid he's sick.
- Ah, looked in the mirror? I told him not to do that?
- Oh, I'm afraid he's sick.
- Ah, looked in the mirror? I told him not to do that?
- No, Colleague, in big elections when they need your vote.
Quote Explanation: The second sentence belongs to a student from the audience.
Among other things, Heinz thought of pouring his wine bottle into transparent jars. The buyer had the feeling that he saw what he was buying. It was a breakthrough in the art of deceiving the consumer.
... that when a person loses his sense of humor, it is impossible to predict what he will do.
- Piece by piece.
.... the cold is such that Roger has the money on the card frozen! Roux joked to defuse the situation, but immediately regretted it because Roger didn't laugh.
You know, baby, if you get tired of music, go to psychologists. And I will be your patient
