humor [Theme] Page 5

You know, baby, if you get tired of music, go to psychologists. And I will be your patient

When a snake bites a man, the man dies, and when she bites a woman, the snake dies.

We appreciate beauty in women, but we also appreciate our sense of humor. There is no such thing that we want to meet with the sad. "I want a sad one, so that I can drink clean water all the time!" So that if I smile , it means a stroke.

- I'm half a goat.

There are always more morons. The scary thing is that the more people live on Earth, the more morons are ... Sometimes it seems that the mind is a limited quantity, and that the amount of mind in society is always limited. Accordingly, the more population you have, the dumber it becomes.

There are times when you look at the universe and think, "What about me?" and you hear the universe say, "Well, what about you?"

- What are you gonna do man, huh? Right now you face clean!
- Yes you, the phone will not be able to clean.

Putin has a very peculiar humor. When we sat on that charity tea, where he asked Shevchuk: "Who are you?", and he replied: "Yura, musician ...", we all had to portray a certain performance, glasses of water were put on the table in front of us, and everything looked like a feast. And Yura, apparently, was worried, although he kept very naturally, and yura took this glass of water and said at the end of the feast something like this: after all, I believe that our children will live in another state, and in this state there will be no lies, and a person will be the highest value ... Yura said very precise words. And in response, Vladimir Vladimirovich also said very accurately, on time and musically correctly: "What a drink - such a toast." And that defiled everything. Someone even laughed.

German unscooling grinding bar,
30 kopecks any piece.
Sharpens in any direction and taste
razors, knives and tongues for discussion!

Romance peoples have no humor; they don't need it; for them, this method of self-affirmation is a long passed stage. Humor is the fruit of culture combined with barbarism; even in the eighteenth century, people almost did not know humor, but they understood a lot about courtesy, simply ignoring everything that they could not overcome. During the French Revolution, those sentenced to death, going to the scaffold, retained exquisite manners, as if they were going to a palace.

- I heard everything!

- Here I amused.

- No, I didn't have a girlfriend.

I have some funny feelings. And most of them are negative.