TV show: Diesel Show

- Seriously? Something more like that someone smeared their insects on the tiles. I have such masterpieces on the labovukh when I go to Odessa.

The production of computers especially for parents will be launched very soon. They will have only two functions: on / off and Skype.

- Marusya, I am 35 years old, I don’t need to cook anyone for so long! Let him give him a semi-finished product! I'll cook it myself!

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- I hear everything, I just don't always want to talk to you.

The old truth, the more we love a woman, the less time we have for beer, garage, friends and fishing. Women, now I want to appeal to you: never put a man in front of a choice, you or beer, otherwise you will have less man in your life, and more beer.

- Remember, Yana: I cannot include the words culture and "TikTok" in one sentence.

vacuum cleaner ... Who needs it at all? As a family, we took, collected these carpets, twisted them, carried them out into the street and over the first snow ... and then such brown triangles all over the yard. Eh, it was cool!

It's summer, everyone wants to be beautiful, fashionable, in trend. One man did himself a manicure, pedicure, chocolate wrap, foot peeling, shugaring. The effect was not long in coming: the very next day his Adam's apple resolved.

- So it's because you women need tuning all the time. And we, men, are born immediately in the maximum configuration.

Overly caring parents usually wait too long for their grandchildren.

“Then you know, I don’t understand anything else now. Why do we invite him, we have our own idiots.

Buying cars from America is like having a baby. First you wait nine months, and then you suffer all your life.

If the first child in the family swallows a coin, the parents grab it, take it to the hospital, take it to the hospital, take an x-ray. If the second child swallows the coins, the parents just wait patiently for her to come out. When a third child swallows a coin, the parents simply deduct that amount from their pocket money. And if the child is fourth, then parents will learn about the coin only when the child himself calls them to the potty.