TV show: Diesel Show. Page 1

- Sorry, dad, but I need to wash a drawing in the artist, and then another mathematics!

minibus! Think for yourself. Is it more convenient for you to navigate in a comfortable jeep or a cramped Matiz?

- I agree, an incorrect comparison. You cannot live without winter rubber, but you can live without teeth!

- I said everything correctly - racketeers!

- Yes, even sexy, even remontant, it will be cheaper there!

- You don't want to see what dress your daughter will go to the prom?
- You know: the main thing for me is not to be naked.
- Listen, what should be covered so that you say not naked?
- Valyuha, I'm a modern person, not a hypocrisy there. If she suddenly has a skirt just above the knees, like my panties, then let her wear it - a holiday after all!

- Grandma, I really don't understand why you need this election, at your age. You know, it's a lot of stress.
- What do you know about stress? You were in the clinic in line, did you ever issue a subsidy? Hot water was turned off for a month once a year? Did you get five different receipts? I am the most stress-resistant person in this country! And in winter, such heating that I am also hardened.

- Here I amused.

- I read perfectly, even without glasses. But I do not see any improvements in the country.

- Wait, Grandma. Tell me what will happen to me! Guess by the hand.
- Hand is not my level!
- What, weak, huh?
- Am I weak? Well, give me a hand? Oh, I see, I see... On the family you are written to be an official.
- Huh? And where does it show?
- Look: the line of mind and the line of life diverge.
- Something I didn't understand, what a connection!
- That's why they disagree!

- You think it's already good!

- I don't understand, did you not pin at all in your twenties?
- At the age of twenty, I already wore ten sticks of sausage in one panty from the meat processing plant!
- For fun?
- What's the joke? To survive somehow!
- Did you have any challenges?
- We had challenges... Turbo Challenge. A man came with gum "Turbo", chewed, gave to another, he chewed, he gave to another. And if three days later your gum came back to you, you won.

Tok should have been called Push! So much shit and no one washes it away!

- Lyosha, by the way, has a very dangerous profession.
- Of course, dangerous, daughter. You know how the pressure rises from coffee! And those selfies, flashes... eyes eats! And if the kitten is rabid, it's forty injections!