birth [Theme]

So recently she was all alone, she suffered so much from loneliness, and now he is there, he already lives separately from her, he will suffer separately, rejoice, get sick, but now there are two of them, he will always be there ... Even if the whole world turns away from her, he will still be there, and no one will cancel this ...

Now, freed from pain, she thought with surprise: does it mean that all women suffer like this? And my mother suffered, and Lyudmila Karlovna, and everything. And the world knows about these inhuman torments and does not kneel before women, does not ask for forgiveness for what makes them suffer?

- Yes, grandpa.

“I know,” the Doctor said, swallowing hard. - This is for me.

Whether we like it or not, the female brain was formed in the process of evolution by natural selection in such a way as to be different from the male, because we give birth, and men do not.

childbirth. And I’ll tell you, I advise everyone, it’s not scary: you are sitting at her head, you don’t see anything wrong, there is a screen at the waist level and this is not KVN - the screen doesn’t move apart!

I'm very often amused by how guys express their feelings. We do not know how to do this at all! I recently saw a sticker on the back window of the car "Beloved, thank you for your daughter!" Thank you for bothering a little, and not just blinking: "Hold the thank you, dear!" What kind of situation should there be for your beloved to see it? When do you dump on gases? I'm just curious: Do these guys really want to surprise the person who gave birth with a sticker? "Listen, I had a baby for nine months, gave birth for a day, then, they say, depression, hormonal disruptions." And the man is like, "Let's go, what I'll show! The glass is poured for you!"

Even if you have a modern relationship and both of you stand for gender equality, you can be sure that the situation will change dramatically soon. There is nothing fair about pregnancy and childbirth. But this is what makes us women the most important.

- Sasha, let's have a second child!
- So, don't persuade me! I remember all these farting, all these "oh, tummies", these are all these tears...
- Well, listen, well, all children do!
- Yes, I'm not talking about children, I'm about myself!

Autumn rain poured from the sky,
Stalin was in power.
Two in plain clothes approached:
"Citizen, get out!"

An unhappy woman, having given birth to a child, does not turn into a happy mother, as if by magic. She becomes an unhappy mother.

Oi... What was that? Don't scare me, Rebbe... I have a wife in the seventh month, pregnant women can not be frightened. Molchem booilem boit! There may be premature birth.

Childbirth is the only time we are allowed to shout, so use it.

Before birth it should be, to get married!