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- What to do first when you wife is in labor?
Well, I dunno, take oranges.
- Oranges already took.
- Then all...

- What do you think to give birth to a, baby?
- It seems that the new method had not yet been invented.

- You must have had postpartum...
- Whatever you call it, I felt no happiness.

I would prefer to beget a hundred children, than to end one.

If a woman really remembered how much it hurt childbirth first child, told my mother once, she never bore a second.

- What you want to give birth today? You could have warned!
How would I know?
- What do you mean?
- I do not know how to count!
- Ignorance is a terrible thing...

Push the crypt, support of death, yielding to the soft pressure of life.

You'll see, my son was born!
(after the announcement of the birth of his daughter) How?! Another daughter?! Eight girls! Who will get married?! Return to Rome, the steak will do! Learn to give birth!

How do you the prospect to give birth every half a minute throughout one's life?

At the time of birth in the brain, after the unprecedented release of endorphins, which influence even stronger than protoplay pain morphine, there is a period of removal and in most cases deep depression. Only prolonged, repeated contact of mother with baby may bring her out of this state.

Doctor, you've got to do something! Give some medicine or spread the fire to smoke her out of there!

Spit it out on light - does not mean to be his mother.

- Madame, you give birth.
- Yes? I thought cross-stitch embroider.

Bear the case, though voluntary, but tedious long.