KVN team: Station Sports

One day, five little, but very brave squirrel tried to stop a locomotive at full speed... gentlemen of the jury, don't try to stop us!

If Lomonosov knew that its education system will make the Minister Fursenko, he would from Arkhangelsk even came out.

High school student who had sex, the next morning I was in school, twenty-eight.

On an episode of "ProjectorParisHilton" extracted the contents of the kettle and Tsekalo finally got to talking.

An alcoholic Vasily was late to the store just for 5 minutes, and degrees had to be lowered by as much as thirty.

The watchman of a warehouse of jewelry lives a poor but very beautiful.

- What to do first when you wife is in labor?
Well, I dunno, take oranges.
- Oranges already took.
- Then all...

Guys, I have a son Zhirinovsky similar: screaming, yelling and th - finally is not clear.
- And my son started to crawl.
- And I have a son, a daughter.

- Dim, what were you doing before the baby is born?
- Sex.

- Listen, we didn't even say Hello.
- Yes, gone, thank God.

We choose, we choose.
As it often does not match.
Putting a tick on the ballot papers
We get used to the differences.
The rally will be long:
Holidays soon -
They'll forget everything!

Scandal on the wedding day. The groom had his trousers pressed through the veil of the bride.

The son of Elena Malysheva afraid to tell my mom that hurts.