Character: Rachel Green

Chandler Bing: - Of course not... [jumping] When I was made of wood, I didn't go to school!

I thought, if Monica doesn't mind to invite Amy to thanksgiving.
- I think it is a good idea. We are the pilgrims, who brought to India syphilis.

- As long as you have this job, nothing pushes you to look for a new one. You do not have enough fear.
- Fear?
- He's right. If you leave here, to receive an incentive to find something you really like.
- Why don't you quit the job that I hate, and will not have fear?..
- I'm too afraid.

What if I somehow get a invitation somewhere? What do you say?
Well... Why not.
- Well... some certainly...

When I saw him out of the plane together with her, I thought I was on the bottom. And today, it's like, here's the bottom, then fifty feet of crap, and I already bottom.

He said that they are good together. I'm sorry. But, there's a glimmer of hope - he took action on their own, without any help.
- Where's the silver lining?
- It is necessary very to want to see it.

- I wonder where you money take?
In medical College, where I participate in a study.
- What kind of research?
- Well, special experiences.
- Experiences?! And what is interesting?
- In terms of reproductive power.
Joe, I hope you give them time?
- Actually a little more.
Thank you, God, for all the joy your.
- Okay, nothing special. Three times a week I go in, make your contribution to science... And in two weeks I'll get it for seven hundred dollars.
- It's called - to make haste.
Hilarious, isn't it?
- No, it is really good. I finally know someone who loves their job.
- Look, what do you do to relax after work?

We haven't met? I'm Rachel green, live with my sister's ex-husband Carol.
Nice to meet you, I'm Dr. Franzblau, obstetrician your concubine brother's ex-wife.

- Where did you get it?
My friend Bettel saved him from the lab.
- It's cruel! How parents can name the child Bettel?

- You told the doctor that jumped on the bed and fell?
- No, I invented the whole story, but Chandler sold me out.
- Sorry, Joey, but it is unlikely that the doctor would believe that you fell out of the nest.

Ross, please listen to me! You're much better than Paolo, you care about me, you love me, you amuse me!
- If I make you laugh, there's an idea - invite Paolo to his bed, and I'll be in the corner telling jokes.

- Have you heard: Bari and mindy are getting a divorce?
- Who are the Bari and mindy?
- Bari is the guy I almost married and mindy was my best friend.
Is with her, he cheated on you?
- It is only meant that he slept on her and not on me.

- He really wants to meet me?
- Judging by the fact that he's in love with you insanely, he would sometimes drink with you a Cup of coffee.

- How you could steal a credit card?
- I don't know, but look how much they have lost!
- Monica, calm down, the Bank said that you will only pay for their purchases.
- Yes, but what a waste!
- You stole a credit card, it is unlikely to save.
- That stupid, to spend seventy bucks on miracle MOP...
- I bought.