Character: Ross Geller

I thought, if Monica doesn't mind to invite Amy to thanksgiving.
- I think it is a good idea. We are the pilgrims, who brought to India syphilis.

- He says to her: "You have to grow up quickly, you're a mother!"
- Good.
And she responds: "you have to grow up quickly and embrace".
- .... Hug? Maybe she told him: "you have to grow up quickly, and not a mother"?
- ... Yes, this makes more sense...

The importance of passion is often exaggerated. Passion, it burns out quickly. It is replaced by respect, trust...

What if I somehow get a invitation somewhere? What do you say?
Well... Why not.
- Well... some certainly...

- So what happened in China? When we you home you totally were in love with... you know who.
I know, I know, I used to... But I have always felt inside, the little voice said nothing. Know whose was the voice?
- God?..
Is your.
- Perhaps God was talking through my voice.

We ran for a moment, because you still have to swing by Ben...
- And then to sleep.
- Yes, because in our time it's six o'clock tomorrow evening.
- Do not tell us what happens next - I love surprises!

- I wonder where you money take?
In medical College, where I participate in a study.
- What kind of research?
- Well, special experiences.
- Experiences?! And what is interesting?
- In terms of reproductive power.
Joe, I hope you give them time?
- Actually a little more.
Thank you, God, for all the joy your.
- Okay, nothing special. Three times a week I go in, make your contribution to science... And in two weeks I'll get it for seven hundred dollars.
- It's called - to make haste.
Hilarious, isn't it?
- No, it is really good. I finally know someone who loves their job.
- Look, what do you do to relax after work?

- Where did you get it?
My friend Bettel saved him from the lab.
- It's cruel! How parents can name the child Bettel?

- Hi, Ross!
- Paulo! Paulo... what are you doing here?
- I do Raquel.

- She saw that I it's at its limit, so she pushed me with his fat elbow right in the face and ran on.
- By the way, hold the winning touchdown.
- You're the match won. Touchdown was not counted, because of the spectacular violation of the rules - barbarian broken nose.

- Perhaps you'll catch her in the ladder. Call, shout - "I love you!". And she replied - "I love you too!". And then you kiss so that everyone around will applaud you.
I'm a good kisser.
- And then you'll slip into the office. You will ignite the passion, and then enter the flight attendant... I watch too much porn.

Surely between us nothing animal? Well, at least some... at least burunduchapo sex?

Ross, please listen to me! You're much better than Paolo, you care about me, you love me, you amuse me!
- If I make you laugh, there's an idea - invite Paolo to his bed, and I'll be in the corner telling jokes.

Ross, Ross, Ross! Stay away from this guy, and from this, and from that... they're all huge!
- No more me.
Just you stand closer to him. From where you stand, you yourself seem bigger.