Character: Ross Geller. Page 2

- Why the sand on the floor?
Bob said it was because of the floods..
Or here he is holding a very large cat.

- What can we do? Who will speak first? Ross?
- I think Chandler's our friend Jennys he's happy, so we have to accept it and behave like adults.
Is a backup plan.

- Profession? Dinosaurs.
Actually I paleonto... Okay, let them be the dinosaurs.

Is Richard Berg.
- What Richard Berg? Dr. Berg?! It is with him you have a date?! God, how? How? ... How can I be against it. I love it. He's like a brother to me.. our father.

- Damn it, we're out of milk! Chandler, be a friend, help!

We have already decided everything.
We also somehow decided that will not part until death. What change of plans.

Her attraction is too obvious.
Yeah, nothing worse than an obvious beauty when it's right under your nose. I love to work hard to find in a woman's beauty. Then there is the feeling that I earned it.

- So. If I was to grant you one magical wish, that all people on Earth would be peace, abundance, clean environment and great Tits!
- A very good idea. And you, Chandler?
- If I was to grant you one magical wish, I would have done that were performed all my dreams come true.
- All of you are: will grant you one wish, begin to stick with two...

- Are you upset about something?
- My dad. He said he'll buy me a Mercedes sports car.
- I told you! Her father is a sadist.

- Come on, join our bachelor table!
- To be honest, I'm already fed up.
- Then step away from the fridge!

- Yes, by the way, Ross, I heard about you and Charlie, I feel for you.
- Everything is fine. I'm sure there's lots of other beautiful paleontologists.
- Of course!
Only one was - this is it! The rest look like they were born in the garbage!

- I just got back from your fortune teller and she told that today I will win the lottery!
- I almost forgot: I thought that luck wouldn't hurt, so I got home from work the wishbone.
- A fortune teller and a wishbone? Guys, give others a chance!

- My God, Ross! Emma don't you? Rachel it is not! Where's Emma? Where's Emma?!
- Calm down, my mom took her two hours ago. You were home!
- Yes?
- Yes, and talked to her!
- Yes?
- She gave you a croissant!
- A-a-a, lady with the croissant.

Is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat. It was expensive, but I talked him down.
- Yes? How much?
- 1000$.
- For a cat?!
My grandma had the same cat, I loved her, she was sitting on my lap, purred all day, I was tied to the drawstring of the bow, and she ran after him.
Free cats do that too.