Character: Phoebe Buffay

- I wonder where you money take?
In medical College, where I participate in a study.
- What kind of research?
- Well, special experiences.
- Experiences?! And what is interesting?
- In terms of reproductive power.
Joe, I hope you give them time?
- Actually a little more.
Thank you, God, for all the joy your.
- Okay, nothing special. Three times a week I go in, make your contribution to science... And in two weeks I'll get it for seven hundred dollars.
- It's called - to make haste.
Hilarious, isn't it?
- No, it is really good. I finally know someone who loves their job.
- Look, what do you do to relax after work?

We thought you were different, and it turned out to be a coma.

Glen, it can call Glen.
- Not a very special name.
- Well, then, Agamemnon.
- Too special.

- Where did you get it?
My friend Bettel saved him from the lab.
- It's cruel! How parents can name the child Bettel?

And Frank there?
Yes. Frank!
What?
- I mean Frank senior.
He went to the store.
- And coming back soon?
Well, he left four years ago, so we expect him any minute.

My agent got me an audition for "Days of our lives"!
Let's celebrate and make a party themed like the show.
We are all each other have sex, and then someone will lose memory?

I'm looking for a new job, yet again, will not appear on clients massage.
- Devoured the competition?
- No, where already there... I'm Just so stupid, staged courses "make for yourself a massage house," now they do.

But here I sing, I! And for a long time. My name written at the entrance with chalk! Do you want to erase... chalk?

- So while he's busy, chase for 62 dollars on his birthday.
- Why don't you want to take a round figure? Well, let's say, 20?

- You can't marry him!
Woman, your day has passed, now it's my turn.
- Phoebe!
- Why, why can't she marry me?
- I can and I will!
- She's not pregnant! It's Rachel! Rachel's pregnant, okay?
- Oh My God!
Hey!
- Phoebe, he would have noticed if you nine months later gave birth to.
- It's Joey!

I brought you something for the house: salt, so your life always has flavor, bread so you never go hungry and a scented candle for the bathroom to... well you know.

Well, when a person someone is.

I was never engaged and even married, never was. I can tell you taught me mom. If you have doubts or fears about the relationship with her husband - don't say a word to him about them.... You have to mentally add in the trunk, lock it, and the key to lose.

- I also always thought, how different would my life be if I got divorced.
- In what time?