Character: Phoebe Buffay. Page 3

The best way to quit Smoking is to dance naked in a field of Heather and then bathe in the pond in the company of the six young men.

Chandler something's on to us...
- Do you know why?!!
- Nooo...
Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig deeper!

- I smoke, I smoke, I smoke!
- I can't believe it! You're three years left!
And this is my reward!

Under the shower streams I'm singing a song,
Don't like don't listen.
Caressing my body hair,
A new song - soul.

I have to run to the club meeting opponents of ham. Today, fighting against the ham on the railroad.

You love grandma because she
Always cheerful, and kind, and smart,
But recently disappeared
And you somehow have not walked.
Mother and father will lie left for guests
But you should know that in the grave to rot her bones.

In a place where you feel good, don't ask questions.

In new York the lights went out a long time ago,
and milk soured, and I don't care
because anyway life has no meaning.

- Monica, what is it?
Oh, this is my swimsuit, since high school. Then I was somewhat thicker.
- And I thought it was to close to a tennis court during a rain.

- Just do not have to clean my aura! For God's sake, my field all right!
Okay sit dirty!

- The heater?
- The radiator!
- There's 5 letters!
Of radar...

Two bedrooms, two bathrooms, definitely a non-smoker, maybe a joint worship Satan. But this is the first floor...

- Did you know that the illegal exotic animal is punishable by two years in prison?
- Oh my God, did you put the poor animal in jail?

To give a promise to a friend, don't know why.