Character: Phoebe Buffay. Page 2

- I wonder why guys can't understand that a woman's kiss could be more important than that then.
- No, we understand.
- ...
- What, seriously?!
- Of course!
- For the first kiss once you feel how everything will happen.
- But for us a kiss is just a prologue. As for the concert: first comes the compere to warm up the audience, and then a show.
- No, about entertainers, we certainly do not mind... but the ticket I bought is still not for him.

- Do you have anything for ten dollars?
Yeah, two almost new five-dollar bills.

- A girl gave you a ride it?
- No, she gave me the box from under him, she was drawn to the bike. I sat on it, and my stepfather dragged me in a box in the back yard.
- What injustice!
- Why, I too had to carry it!

If I get married, sing for me is sting, and not somebody named Geller and not someone named Bing!

- When she walks, pinch her nose, I Huff and puff in her mouth, the child she POPs out.

- Do you believe in soul mates?
I believe you. I believe that everyone has the perfect pair. And I know how find? Stop looking. So I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. He'll find me.

- Look, don't get mad at me, okay?
- Okay, but don't give me a reason.

- Phoebe, why are you wearing a coat? But what about the animals?
I read a lot, and FYI, mink - bad animals.

- You have no idea what it takes to save the marriage. You need to compromise. It's always nice? No, but you do, Yes, because this is not fun and games, not sipping coffee in the Central cafe. This is real life, just for adult.
- I think he's right. You spend too much time in a cafe.

- I can't believe you're engaged!
- ?
- ... because it all happened so fast, not because you're a loser.

Where's my candy bar?
- You ate it, honey.
- I was afraid of that.
(My chocolate is nothing left?
- No, honey, you ate it all.
- I was afraid of that.)

And I swear to learn to fly a plane.
- Too bad, Phoebe, just got to find three hundred, who vowed this year to die in a plane crash.

- I'm going to China.
- You do not like our company?

- When I was growing up, I didn't have normal parents, normal family, like everyone else. I always felt something was lacking, and now I stand here and realize that I have everything I need... you're my family.
- Phoebe, you're so beautiful, kind, generous. Though a little strange. Every day with you is an adventure, I can't believe I'm so lucky and I can't wait to spend with you the rest of your life.