Character: Phoebe Buffay. Page 1

- Why the sand on the floor?
Bob said it was because of the floods..
Or here he is holding a very large cat.

- ... then came emancipation - the idea is good, although the word vile.

- Okay, I'll go to work.
- Go-go, and then suddenly someone will get what they ordered.

- I brought you vegetable soup.
But the vegetables, I suppose, did you?
- Not all black pepper is left.

- You need to do something with the eyes.
- What don't you like my eyes?
- They betray you. They have too much wisdom. Add to them the tea bags, about 15 minutes.
- What? No wisdom will be left?
- I'll give you 10 minutes.

There is a country called Argentina,
I have never been there,
But only for about 50 pesos
They sell nostalgia, longing for sale.

- No, you should not give up on your dreams!
- All right, I'll just change the dream.

- There he is, there he is, there he is!
- Where?
- Where we the whole night staring.

- So. If I was to grant you one magical wish, that all people on Earth would be peace, abundance, clean environment and great Tits!
- A very good idea. And you, Chandler?
- If I was to grant you one magical wish, I would have done that were performed all my dreams come true.
- All of you are: will grant you one wish, begin to stick with two...

- Are you upset about something?
- My dad. He said he'll buy me a Mercedes sports car.
- I told you! Her father is a sadist.

- We do not require any recognition, this is an anonymous contribution.
- Absolutely anonymous, from two kind strangers.
- From Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay.
- If you like, we can include your name in our booklet.
- There is no need.
- "Buffay" written B, y, two f, E.
And "X" is Mike hannigan.

- I just got back from your fortune teller and she told that today I will win the lottery!
- I almost forgot: I thought that luck wouldn't hurt, so I got home from work the wishbone.
- A fortune teller and a wishbone? Guys, give others a chance!

Wanting to get an e-mail with information about my presentations are kindly requested to provide me the means to purchase a computer.

- We ordered pizza that you like.
- Two pizzas?!